Tuesday, December 16, 2008
today i shall be truthful and expose my ego. however, only because i want to talk about the disgusting side of singaporeans. well, i am rather lost at how i should begin. but i will try.
recently, after a seminar in school, i took a bus to tamp inter excitedly to meet my darling. but as i past tamp safra, a logo caught my eyes. manchester united. an academy ? wtf ? in singapore ? now ? so i was rather riled up at the moment and upset. the next day, i read the papers and 2 kids were sent to england for try-outs at the manutd academy. oh what the fcuk ! i got rly pissed off by tt time ! what went thru my mind was, why not 5 years back ? or even 13 years back ? i was a child prodigy man ! give me the chance and i might be even better than cristiano ronaldo himself. gees...assluck !
well, consolation for me is, since i'm not a star in england. i lead a norm life in s'pore. sharing my life with an absolutely great girlfriend whom i simply adore. she's the centre of my attraction.
so anyway, a few mins ago, after a long ass-hurting bus-ride from across country. i finally reached my house bus stop. and then i saw 3 asswipes. and i don't know if they're legal or not? drinking a bottle of beer ? stole it from yr dad? maybe yr grandma perhaps ? so anyway, they dashed across a road which was empty? a rather funny sight, because why run when there's no cars ? it doesn't make you look cool !
next, directly across teh bus stop i alighted was another bus stop. and there was a huge group of chinks. or rather a large dumb group of the AH family. a mixture of teenage boys and girls. the girls were skimpily dressed while the boys, just look gay.
and then i walked past them. and next thing i hear shouting loudly then my MP3 can blast is "
bo lam pa. bo lam pa. "
yes yes. i understand. no balls. ok now here what i've got to say. you all are teenagers. i myself am one too ! now...what makes us different, is the maturity of behaving in front of a lady. well, in yr class, yr ladies aren't a bit attractive from the way they're dressed. oh bother. but still...
i know and you know that girls love and cannot resist testosterone boys. i mean masculine guys not horny guys. they love to see guys at their ends, with their defensive art and all. i don't deny. BUT...a woman loves a testosterone filled guy.
what a testosterone filled guy means is maturity with a pack of muscles. not some dimwit mutha fcuker, bag of bones shouting "
bo lam pa. " take me for instance, i've got high testosterone levels. look at my body. it has mass. not tt i'm fat. i even have a lab report to back it up. now, tts what i call testosterone filled.
not some little punk trying to act big. gosh ! grow up ! phfft. guys...sheesh. may be taller than me. but i sure act more mature than them. =X
shouted at 12:27 AM
